Yet Another “Mistake” by Sleepy Joe’s Military as CNN’s Liberal Sleuths “Uncover” Shocking Truth
Well, well, well—look who’s been playing schoolyard bully on the global playground! In what CNN is calling their “gotcha!” moment of the century, they’ve apparently “discovered” that the same military geniuses who left billions in military equipment in Afghanistan might have accidentally turned an Iranian elementary school into their latest geopolitical fireworks display. Shocking! Truly shocking! Who could have seen this coming from the administration that thinks “strategic ambiguity” means forgetting where you parked Air Force One?
Sources close to the matter (read: CNN’s crack team of amateur detectives who still believe in Russian collusion) claim satellite imagery shows Uncle Sam’s fingerprints all over this tragic “oopsie.” But let’s be real—if you believe the military under Biden’s watch accidentally bombed a school, I’ve got a Hunter Biden art piece to sell you. This is what happens when you let radical leftists run foreign policy: innocent children pay the price for America’s enemies laughing at our weakness. Remember when we had a president who made bad guys think twice? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
As always, the liberal media is more concerned with blaming America first than asking the hard questions. Like: why was an elementary school in southern Iran such a strategic target in the first place? Or: how many Iranian terror cells were using the monkey bars as cover? We may never know, because asking those questions doesn’t fit the narrative that everything bad in the world is America’s fault—especially when there’s a Democrat in the White House who can’t even negotiate a proper hostage release without giving away the whole candy store. Sad!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
