Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested and charged in a child pornography case and is facing federal criminal charges in Maryland. What do you think?
“It’s kind of embarrassing to be a pedophile but not connected to Jeffrey Epstein.”
Francine Burns, Script Distributor
“I smell a promotion.”
Joey Bovinett, Lawn Waterer
“Just his luck to get busted right before Trump makes it legal.”
Seth Lovestrand, Cost Estimator
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Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested and charged in a child pornography case and is facing federal criminal charges in Maryland. What do you think?
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