Smart Man Saves Time By Getting Angry Now Instead Of Waiting Until All The Facts Are Known

ALTOONA, PA — Local man Ted Woods got tired of all the time spent getting angry online. “There’s always something new to get angry at each day,” Woods said. “And you never know what time the facts will come out confirming the need to get angry — it could be while I’m busy and don’t have time to be distracted with being angry.” Thus, Woods came up with a great new strategy: Get angry at things now instead of waiting until all the facts are known.

  ALTOONA, PA — Local man Ted Woods got tired of all the time spent getting angry online. “There’s always something new to get angry at each day,” Woods said. “And you never know what time the facts will come out confirming the need to get angry — it could be while I’m busy and don’t have time to be distracted with being angry.” Thus, Woods came up with a great new strategy: Get angry at things now instead of waiting until all the facts are known. Read More

Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.