🤯 Dull Shirts’ Epic Sale: Heavy Metal Tees, 25% Off, and Zero Regrets!
Calling all heavy metal fans and lovers of sarcastic fashion: «Dull Shirts» has just declared war on boring outfits! If…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
🎸 « Metallica Stole Our Riffs! » – The Offspring’s Noodles Reveals Shocking Guitar Theft Allegations 🤘
When punk rock legends The Offspring and heavy metal titans Metallica shared the stage, it wasn’t just a battle of…
🎧 Katy Perry’s «143«: Hidden Trump Code or Pop Disaster? Critics Explode 🎤
Katy Perry’s latest album, «143«, is making waves — but not the kind she’d hoped for. Since its release on…
🎤 «Mow or Die!» Anthrax Fans Demand Joey Belladonna’s Return to Horse Manure 🐴
In a shocking turn of events, fans of legendary thrash metal band Anthrax are clamoring for vocalist Joey Belladonna to…
🎥 Rammstein’s «Behind the Scenes» Doc Shocks Fans: Zero Music, All Bedroom Action! 🌈
If you thought Rammstein’s new documentary «Behind the Scenes of the World Stadium Tour 2019-2024» would reveal the secrets of…
🎶 Dave Grohl’s Daughter’s Band Drummer Fears «”Hawkins Destiny”» — And Backup Vocalist Channels Kurt Cobain! 🎤
Violet Grohl, the 18 – year – old daughter of rock legend Dave Grohl, is making waves with her upcoming…
🧨🎷 From Masks to Money Grabs: Slipknot’s ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Album is All About Cash
In the wild world of heavy metal and clown-faced chaos, Slipknot has always been known for their hardcore music, insane…
«All I Want for Christmas» Is a Fight? Mariah Carey’s Holiday Track Turns Gyms into Boxing Rings 🎅✨
There’s no doubt about it – Mariah Carey’s timeless Christmas anthem, «All I Want for Christmas Is You», has become…
🎤 Ronnie Radke: «Falling In Reverse Cancellation Is UK’s Biggest Tragedy Since Brexit!» 🇬🇧💔
In a world where metalcore frontman Ronnie Radke compares himself to Taylor Swift and claims to single-handedly prop up Britain’s…
🎸 British Band Sports Team Robbed at Gunpoint in Sunny California — Welcome to America!
The six-piece London-based indie rock band Sports Team had a rude awakening to the American Dream just ten minutes into…