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VATICAN CITY — According to Vatican officials, newly elected Pope Leo XIV spent the majority of his first day on…
Read MoreThe OnionTHE HEAVENS—Cursing aloud the moment news of Leo XIV’s election arrived on His phone screen, the Lord Almighty…
U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…
U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…
U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…
WACO, TX — The gathered crowds broke out into deafening cheers as smoke rose from Buc-ee’s this afternoon, indicating fresh…
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump’s administration said that it is going to pay immigrants who are in the United States…
U.S. — Fox News has announced that it is ready to officially project the winner of the papacy, calling the…
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump is directing the reopening and expansion of Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a hard-to-reach…