😱 Monkey Business: BLM Sees Racism in a new Osgood Perkins horror!
Well, folks, it seems the perpetually offended have found their newest target, and this time, it’s not a historical statue,…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don’t Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often
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Kamala Harris Delivers Farewell Address To A Bunch Of Beanie Babies Spread Out On Her Bed
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