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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)
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Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…

Cory Booker Announces Plan To Occupy The Rhineland
Babylon Bee

Cory Booker Announces Plan To Occupy The Rhineland

FinnJune 1, 2025

SACRAMENTO, CA — In a surprise speech, Senator Cory Booker shared his vision of sending troops to reoccupy the Rhineland,…

Disney+ in June 2025: Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet for More Nostalgia
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Disney+ in June 2025: Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet for More Nostalgia

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Ah, Swisher Post, still kicking around, are we? Bless your cotton socks. Anyway, they’ve graced us with their invaluable insights…

Netflix Tudum: Because Your Couch Deserves More Companions (and Maybe a Pizza Stain or Two)
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Netflix Tudum: Because Your Couch Deserves More Companions (and Maybe a Pizza Stain or Two)

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Oh, Netflix, you haven’t canceled enough shows lately? Apparently, they held some “Tudum” event – sounds like a toddler’s attempt…

Colorado Rockies Demoted To Church Softball League
Babylon Bee

Colorado Rockies Demoted To Church Softball League

FinnMay 31, 2025

DENVER, CO — After starting the season with a 9-48 record, the Colorado Rockies have been officially demoted to a…

U.S. Cancels Bird Flu Vaccine
The Onion

U.S. Cancels Bird Flu Vaccine

FinnMay 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe Trump administration canceled a contract awarded to Moderna for the late-stage development of its bird flu vaccine…

2024’s Biggest Movie Flop Is So Bad It’s Basically a Crime Against Eyeballs (You’ve Been Warned)
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2024’s Biggest Movie Flop Is So Bad It’s Basically a Crime Against Eyeballs (You’ve Been Warned)

FinnMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis” (aka the cinematic equivalent of a toddler’s finger painting🎨, according to some fancy-pants critics🙄) was either…

Federal Judge Rules Trump Must Use The Bad Controller
Babylon Bee

Federal Judge Rules Trump Must Use The Bad Controller

FinnMay 31, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another outrageous display of unprecedented judicial activism, a federal judge ruled earlier today that President…

Bring Her Back Ending: Plot Twist So Obvious It Hurts?
Breaking

Bring Her Back Ending: Plot Twist So Obvious It Hurts?

FinnMay 31, 2025May 30, 2025

Let’s get this straight, because apparently, some people can’t handle a simple Google search 🙄: You wanna know if “Bring…

‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother
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‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother

FinnMay 31, 2025May 30, 2025

France is desperately clinging to relevancy with Jane Austen Wrecked My Life—aka Jane Austen a gâché ma vie, because apparently,…

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