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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down
Babylon Bee

Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down

FinnMarch 24, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue…

🤡 Now “Snow White” can only get 10/10 on IMDb – this is now the new standard for all remakes 🔥
🎬 “We Care About You”: IMDb Banned Low Ratings, and Here’s Why!
Movie News

🤡 Now “Snow White” can only get 10/10 on IMDb – this is now the new standard for all remakes 🔥

FinnMarch 24, 2025March 24, 2025

A massive reform has shaken the movie world: from now on, IMDb ratings for remakes of legendary films can’t be…

The Onion

Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals

FinnMarch 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted…

‘Snow White’ Beaten At Box Office By Middle School Recorder Recital
Babylon Bee

‘Snow White’ Beaten At Box Office By Middle School Recorder Recital

FinnMarch 23, 2025

U.S. — In another blow for Disney, the live-action remake Snow White was beaten at the box office by a…

Biden Announces Return To Politics With Bid For President Of Shady Oaks Retirement Community
Babylon Bee

Biden Announces Return To Politics With Bid For President Of Shady Oaks Retirement Community

FinnMarch 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid…

Google Maps Offering New ‘Shortcut But You Will Fear For Your Life’ Option
Babylon Bee

Google Maps Offering New ‘Shortcut But You Will Fear For Your Life’ Option

FinnMarch 22, 2025

U.S. — Google Maps has added a new feature in its latest update which will offer drivers a shortcut to…

9 Things To Look For To Make Sure A Chinese Restaurant Is Legit
Babylon Bee

9 Things To Look For To Make Sure A Chinese Restaurant Is Legit

FinnMarch 22, 2025

Nothing beats great Chinese food, but how can you tell if the restaurant you just walked into is legit? Here…

My Husband Hasn’t Responded To The 7 Tiktoks I Sent Him While He Was At Work. Is He Cheating On Me?
Babylon Bee

My Husband Hasn’t Responded To The 7 Tiktoks I Sent Him While He Was At Work. Is He Cheating On Me?

FinnMarch 22, 2025

It’s been over three hours, and my husband hasn’t responded to a single one of the seven TikToks or twelve…

Bill Burr’s Cycle Syncs Up With Rest Of ‘The View’ Hosts
Babylon Bee

Bill Burr’s Cycle Syncs Up With Rest Of ‘The View’ Hosts

FinnMarch 21, 2025

NEW YORK, NY — Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down during a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his…

Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country
The Onion

Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country

FinnMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionIsrael remains in the top 10 list of happiest countries in the world, ranking eighth according to an…

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