Democrats Delay Kash Patel Vote As FBI Hasn’t Finished Shredding All Their Documents
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in the nation’s capital, Senate Democrats have managed to delay their confirmation vote on…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
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Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Claiming that the waterway will now be called the America Canal, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the…
Babylon Bee Announces $36,000/Month Pro Subscription For USAID-Funded Government Agencies
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Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Fulfilling a campaign promise made by President Donald Trump, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Wednesday that…
Liberals Outraged As Trump Says Men Can’t Punch Women In The Face For Sport
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Sad: With USAID Shut Down, This Ecuadorian Child May Never Know What Gender He Is
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Quiz: Can You Guess Which Of These Things USAID Actually Funded And Which Ones We Made Up?
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Roger Goodell Brushes Off Concerns About Biased Officiating
NEW ORLEANS, LA — As festivities ramped up in preparation for Super Bowl LIX this Sunday, National Football League Commissioner…
New White Noise Machine Helps Men Sleep By Playing Soothing Sounds Of An M-1 Garand
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Study Finds Human Brain Contains Entire Spoon’s Worth Of Nanoplastics
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