Foreign Man Knows An Incredible Amount About Harlem Globetrotters
Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Astonished by the sheer volume of exhibition basketball knowledge that one person could possess, sources confirmed Monday…
Author: Finn McFrame
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats’ Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish
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Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…
Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…
Scientists Report Most Effective Remedy For Male Depression Is An Old Lady At The Store Asking You To Reach Something On A Tall Shelf
U.S. — Several recent studies indicate that the most effective treatment for male depression is an old lady at the…
The Babylon Bee Guide To The Best Gun For Every Situation
While everyone can agree that guns are awesome (and if you don’t think so, you’re probably gay), it can be…
Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump’s 25% taxes on imports from Mexico and Canada went into effect today, the latest salvo…
Search And Rescue Team Responds To Call From Injured Hiker Lost Inside Local IKEA
DRAPER, UT — A search and rescue team was called up to locate a missing hiker who was last seen…
Germany Commits To 100% Electric Vehicle Terror Attacks By 2035
BERLIN — In a plan to deal with what many believe to be its most urgent public safety issue, Germany…