Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Drive Truck Into Abortion Clinic
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has announced that America will try a brand new, never-before-tried strategy of taking over a…
Trump Says Americans Could Feel ‘Some Pain’ From Tariffs
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The Biden Administration: Where Are They Now?
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To Save Time, Men’s Bible Study Just Gonna Assume Everyone’s Prayer Request Is For Struggling With Porn
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FBI Agent On Remote Pacific Island Still Investigating January 6 Protesters
LUBANG ISLAND, PHILIPPINES — A federal agent on the remote South Pacific island of Lubang in the Philippines was discovered…
Man Who Drank Coffee And Ate Three Strips Of Bacon Ready To Take On The World
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man David Sproul is now ready to take on the world after a morning cup of…