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Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte

Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines. Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations. Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
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Crammed Full of Gays!’ Daniel Vávra’s Hilarious Take on KC:D2’s Diverse Cast 😂
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🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

The ever-controversial Daniel Vávra, co-founder of Warhorse Studios, has once again delivered a masterclass in trolling with his recent comments…

🎮 Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!
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🎮 Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2025January 16, 2025

Gamers, get ready for the most advanced console experience of your life (and therapy bills): Nintendo’s upcoming Switch 2 is…

🌟 Breaking: DEI Crumbles as Studios Focus on Fun Over Preaching! 😱
🎮 Game Studios Abandon Woke! Players Rejoice Over Agenda-Free Gaming 🕹️
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🌟 Breaking: DEI Crumbles as Studios Focus on Fun Over Preaching! 😱

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 13, 2025January 13, 2025

Gaming studios across the globe are reportedly abandoning the DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) philosophy, causing a stir in both…

Nexus Mods Deletes Trump Mod – But Keeps Rainbow Flags?! 🎭🎮
Donald Trump Mod Sparks Chaos – Biden, Marvel, and Censorship Drama 🚨🕹️
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Nexus Mods Deletes Trump Mod – But Keeps Rainbow Flags?! 🎭🎮

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 9, 2025January 9, 2025

The gaming world has been shaken by a scandal that could only exist in the bizarre intersection of politics and…

🕵️‍♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three
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🕵️‍♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 6, 2025January 6, 2025

Our undercover investigation into Valve’s most elusive project, «Half Life 3», has finally borne fruit, and the results are nothing…

Slovenia Joins Star Citizen?! 🇸🇮🚀 Gamers Stunned by $60K BRATislava DLC!
Star Citizen Goes Political 🌌💸 Buy Slovenia in Space for the Price of a Tesla!
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Slovenia Joins Star Citizen?! 🇸🇮🚀 Gamers Stunned by $60K BRATislava DLC!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 2, 2025January 2, 2025

Star Citizen, the galaxy’s most expensive PowerPoint presentation masquerading as a video game, is at it again with the announcement…

🚨 Steam Hits Record 19,000 Games in 2024! Potato Thrillers & Toilet Simulators Included 🚨
🎮 Welcome to Steam’s Circus: 2024 Breaks Records with 19,000 Games You’ll Never Play! 🦜
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🚨 Steam Hits Record 19,000 Games in 2024! Potato Thrillers & Toilet Simulators Included 🚨

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 27, 2024December 27, 2024

Steam — the global bazaar of video games and questionable entertainment choices — has achieved the unthinkable in 2024. According…

🎮 Microsoft’s Insane Plan: A New Indiana Jones Game Every Week! 🎭
🎮 Harrison Ford’s Studio Lock-In: Microsoft’s Wild Gaming Ambitions Revealed! 🎺
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🎮 Microsoft’s Insane Plan: A New Indiana Jones Game Every Week! 🎭

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 24, 2024December 24, 2024

In an era where binging isn’t just for Netflix, Microsoft is setting a whole new standard — and a questionable…

🔥 «The Witcher 4: Promises» — The Game That Might Launch Before Elon Musk’s Mars Colony! 🌌
👹 Ciri Takes Over: Is Geralt Cancelled? 🥳
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🔥 «The Witcher 4: Promises» — The Game That Might Launch Before Elon Musk’s Mars Colony! 🌌

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 20, 2024December 20, 2024

Fans of the Witcher franchise, rejoice! Or don’t — we’re not here to dictate emotions. CD Projekt RED (or CDPR…

Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! 🇺🇸🚀
Greta Thunberg is the VILLAIN in Mass Effect 5?! 😱😱😱
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Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! 🇺🇸🚀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 17, 2024December 17, 2024

In a move that has shocked the gaming world (and probably delighted a few basement-dwelling trolls), BioWare has reportedly stripped…

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