Xbox Throws All the Adults Out of the Room and Now the Kids are in Charge and Also They Cancelled That One Thing You Didn’t Care About Anyway
Asha Sharma, the new CEO of Xbox, is only a few months into her role, but she’s already making waves…
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Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console
The most epic news ever: a demo for Rune Dice is out, and you can play it on consoles, because,…
What’s Coming To Xbox Game Pass In May 2026 aka The Same 12 Games We’ve Been Playing Since 2018 But Now With More Bugs
Xbox Game Pass is like the ultimate gamer’s paradise, and it’s about to get even better in May 2026! 🤩…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Because What’s More Original Than Tacking His Name Onto a 3000 Year Old Classic
Get ready for the most epic adventure of the century, folks! 🎉👏 Christopher Nolan, the mastermind behind some of the…
Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family
The LEGO series of games has always been a favorite in my household, and I’m not ashamed to admit that…
BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…
Halo Fans Rejoice Because They Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing The Same Games Over And Over Already
We’ve got some “exciting” news for all you Halo fans out there 🚀👀! It seems like we’re not just getting…
Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Quake 4 Fans to Cry Themselves to Sleep Over What Could Have Been
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 We’ve got some super exciting news about a game that’s…
Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off
In a shocking turn of events, Sony Interactive Entertainment has been slapped with a $7.85 million bill to refund select…