Larry David Claims Responsibility for Obama’s Infamous Tan Suit Debacle
In case you forgot that Barack Obama is an executive producer on Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness, the…
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Heart Wraps First Studio Album In Over Ten Years
Heart have put the finishing touches on their first album in more than a decade. Guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed…
Take Two CEO Shrugs Off Grand Theft Auto VI Disc Shortage Concerns
Strauss Zelnick, CEO of Rockstar Games parent company Take-Two, has dismissively brushed off questions about the digital-only release of Grand…
Travis Barker Admits He Never Watches The Kardashians Show
When Travis Barker began dating his now-wife Kourtney Kardashian, he indirectly signed up to be on one of the world’s…
Stella Lefty Sells Out Debut Tour Get Tickets Now
Stella Lefty is continuing her breakout year by embarking on her first-ever headline tour, “Lefty Live,” which will carry the…
Margaret Glaspy Breaks Down New Album I Am Both
Margaret Glaspy’s new record, I Am Both, is a stripped-back affair, produced by Joe Henry and featuring a tight trio…
RUSH Reissues Classic Albums 2112 and Greatest Hits on Vinyl
RUSH have announced vinyl reissues of their 1976 album 2112 and their 2003 best-of compilation The Spirit of Radio: Greatest…
The Night Eternal Drops Epic Metal AOR Hybrid The Veins of Time
The Night Eternal has released a new single, “The Veins of Time,” which highlights the band’s ability to blend heavy…
Karol G Turns Heartbreak into Musical Gold
The exact moment Karol G became a global superstar is up for debate. Some people place it somewhere around her…
THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…