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Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte

Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines. Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations. Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
Residents Relaunch Eskimo Live North American Tour
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Residents Relaunch Eskimo Live North American Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

After cancelling their tour late last year, experimental collective The Residents have once again announced a North American tour in…

Carly Rae Jepsen Drops Sunny New Track After All
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Carly Rae Jepsen Drops Sunny New Track After All

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Carly Rae Jepsen is back with “After All,” the latest new song off her upcoming double album Day and Night.…

Billy Joel Halts Songwriting to Protect His Musical Legacy
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Billy Joel Halts Songwriting to Protect His Musical Legacy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Billy Joel explained in a recent interview with Rick Beato why he has mostly refrained from penning original songs for…

OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
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OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…

Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
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Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…

Ghost Unveils Ambitious New Big Screen Project
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Ghost Unveils Ambitious New Big Screen Project

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Ghost have announced a new feature film titled 2 Big To Rig that is set to hit cinemas and IMAX…

Sombr’s You Are the Reason Tour Tickets Still Available Last Minute
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Sombr’s You Are the Reason Tour Tickets Still Available Last Minute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Sombr will set out on the “You Are the Reason Tour” beginning next week, his first ever arena tour, which…

Last Minute 2026 FIFA World Cup Final Tickets Available Now
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Last Minute 2026 FIFA World Cup Final Tickets Available Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

The 2026 FIFA World Cup Final is set, and we finally know the matchup: defending champions Argentina will lean on…

System of a Down Blames Oasis for England World Cup Loss
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System of a Down Blames Oasis for England World Cup Loss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

System of a Down’s Daron Malakian was serving up more Oasis disses at the second of two concerts at London’s…

Echo and the Bunnymen Drop New Album and Single
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Echo and the Bunnymen Drop New Album and Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Echo & the Bunnymen have announced they are releasing a new album, Apples for Isaac, out September 18th. As a…

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