Elegoo Dumps $1M into… Nextprint? Good Luck With That
Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Elegoo, bless their little hearts, is throwing around a “serious” 🤑 $1-million fund for 3D…
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Oh Great, Another Mario Merch Mountain to Climb, Japan Gets First Dibs
Alright, listen up, you overgrown toddlers! 🍄 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or perhaps fueled by copious amounts of sake…
Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3
Oh, look, another month, another pathetic attempt by Amazon to bribe us with “free” games through their glorious Prime Gaming!…
Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually
🤣Oh, sweet, innocent gamers, brace yourselves! Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater, or as I like to call it, “Konami’s…
Wo-Chien’t Believe It! Shiny Moldy Green Toilet Paper Pokémon Available Now!
Alright, listen up, you beautiful bunch of basement-dwelling Pokémon trainers! 😂 So, remember that Pokémon Presents in July 2025? Yeah,…
Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow
Oh, no they didn’t! 😱 Looks like someone at The Wall Street Journal decided to stir the pot 🍲 by…
Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh
Another month, another excuse for Paramount+ to flex its incredibly average library on us Canadians 🇨🇦. Get ready for August…
KILLER INN: Finally, A Game Where Your Friends Can REALLY Stab You In The Back
So, I peeked at KILLER INN because, you know, online murder mysteries are like, *so* my thing now. Detective games?…
Itch.io Backtracks Like a Drunk Snail, Unhides the Naughty Bits (But Still Keeps Your Wallet Safe)
Oh, the drama! 🍿 Our beloved indie game haven, Itch.io, decided to play hide-and-seek with the naughty bits last week,…
Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
Oh, great, more Batman 🦇. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…