Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…
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Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations.
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