Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…
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Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines.
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Gamification: How Digital Media Will Enslave Customers by 2025
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Helldivers 2 Finally Crawls to Xbox (With Crossplay, No One Cares) This August
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John Romero’s Daikatana 2: Electric Boogaloo Gets Axed, Gamers Rejoice (Maybe)
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Microsoft to fire thousands, Gamers not spared
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Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
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Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL
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