Colbert Scores Nine Emmy Noms Including Outstanding Variety Series
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert has picked up nine Emmy nominations for its final season, including a nod for…
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Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines.
Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations.
Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit
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Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Rob Reiner Lands Posthumous Emmy Nom For The Bear
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Amon Amarth Drops Debut Acoustic Track Upphaf
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Protomartyr Sets Sights On 2026 North American Tour Dates
Post-punk vets Protomartyr are headed back on the road for a fall 2026 North American tour, followed by a UK…
Accept Unleashes Re-Recorded Balls To The Wall With Rob Halford
Accept have released a re-recording of their classic song “Balls to the Wall” featuring Judas Priest singer Rob Halford, Scorpions…
Cabaret Voltaire Adds More North American Farewell Dates
Cabaret Voltaire have announced the concluding leg of their farewell North American tour, following their initial West Coast dates back…
Moana Live Action Film Finds Itself In Tough Spot
There is one sequence in the remake of Moana that feels like it was worth all the time, effort, and…
Wes Anderson Trapped in Elevator with James L Brooks and Luke Wilson
Wes Anderson’s next movie may feature a scene with characters stuck in an elevator, a plot point that may have…