Resident Evil 9: Summer Games Fest Jumpscare Incoming, Maybe
OMG! 😱 Some random “insider” (probably just a guy who likes pizza rolls and yelling at his monitor) says Resident…
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Game Con Canada 2025: A Totally Legit Guide to Avoid FOMO (and Maybe See a C-List Celeb or Two)!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Game Con Canada 2025 is ONLY TWO WEEKS AWAY! 🗓️ That’s right, folks,…
CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
While fans of The Witcher obsess over every pixel of Geralt’s sword and chest hair, CD Projekt RED just threw…
Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already
Oh, look, another “nonprofit” swooping in to “save” the gaming industry! 🙄 GAMERella, bless their little hearts, is launching a…
Kojima’s Back: Prepare for More Packages and Existential Dread at Death Stranding 2’s “Game Premiere” (Whatever That Is)
Two days after the snooze-fest that is the Summer Game Fest Showcase, Kojima, in his infinite wisdom (or maybe just…
Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. 🙄 You know, because…
OMG, Is Hunter Schafer About To Bless (Ruin?) The New Zelda Movie?
OMG! 🙄 Apparently, Hollywood is officially out of ideas, folks! They’re “considering” Hunter Schafer for Princess Zelda in the upcoming…
Ex-PlayStation Dude Says Xbox Game Pass is Spooky and Will Steal Your Soul
Oh no! 😱 The sky is falling! 🐔 Former PlayStation bigwig Shuhei Yoshida, the oracle of gaming doom, has emerged…
GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment
Okay, so like, remember when cloud gaming was the laughing stock of the entire gaming community? 😂 Yeah, well, NVIDIA’s…
EA Sports College Football 26: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Again)
EA Sports, bless their cotton socks, has decided to grace us with EA Sports College Football 26. I know, I…