Mortal Shell 2 throws open beta doors to eager guinea pigs everywhere now
Oh joy, another open beta to sink our teeth into, because what’s a game without a healthy dose of testing…
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Arca Unleashes New Album XXXXX: Stream
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Sony Proceeds with Ending PlayStation Discs Amid Gamer Backlash
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Tom Waits Drops New Spoken Word Cut The Fly Now Streaming
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Greta Van Fleet Drops New Single And Album Details Now
Greta Van Fleet have announced a new album titled Palace for the People. Ahead of its October 9th release, the…
Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees
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HoYoverse boldly reinvents creature catching with intriguing Honkai Nexus Anima spin
HoYoverse’s latest experiment, Honkai: Nexus Anima, has me both intrigued and concerned. As a seasoned gamer who’s seen it all,…
Boy George Exits Jesus Christ Superstar Amid Controversy
Boy George has been pulled from his role in a London production of Jesus Christ Superstar days before his debut…
Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions
It’s time to get excited, and also mildly skeptical, about the upcoming game Stupid Never Dies. I mean, who doesn’t…
Kim Kardashian’s Kid North West Tour Scrapped Suddenly
Nearly every show on the co-headlining tour of North West and Molly Santana has been canceled on ticketing sites or…