Sony Ditches Physical Discs For PlayStation By 2028
Sony has announced that physical copies of PlayStation games will no longer be sold beginning in January 2028, citing “shifting…
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Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress
Sony has finally decided to put the final nail in the coffin of physical games, because apparently we haven’t milked…
IO Interactive’s Latest Masterpiece Downsized Thanks to Xbox Chaos
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, IO Interactive has been working on a new RPG IP called…
Chris Brown Ordered to Pay 13 Million in Dog Attack Case
A jury has ruled that Chris Brown must pay $13 million to his former housekeeper after his 200-pound dog mauled…
Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, HoYoverse and UGREEN are teaming up to bring us a limited-edition…
Another Splatoon Rehash With Fresh Coat Of Paint Coming Right Up
When Splatoon Raiders was announced, I’ll admit I was skeptical. The magic of the Splatoon series is steeped in the…
Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the gaming world is abuzz with the news that Baldur’s Gate…
Miracles Happen Video Games Not Totally Butchered On Screen Now
Well, well, well, it seems like the video game adaptation train has finally left the station of suck, and is…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Dragon’s Dogma Sequel Right Now
Well, well, well, Capcom is at it again, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. The latest Nintendo…
Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…