Category: Babylon Bee

EPHESUS — An ancient document discovered in the region of Ephesus may be a long-lost third letter to Timothy, where…

Mark Carney defeated conservative challenger Pierre Poilievre in Canada’s 2025 federal election to become the next Prime Minister of America’s…

LISBON — Following massive power grid failures that plunged multiple countries into blackouts, Europe promised its citizens it would get…

STOCKTON, CA — According to sources, local wife Sue Page is beginning to suspect that her husband’s thoughtful and relevant…

SEATTLE — Women across the country have been shocked to learn that mifepristone and misoprostol, pills designed to murder babies…

VATICAN CITY — With no pope to oversee them, the College of Cardinals has been staying up every night playing…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional leaders held a solemn ceremony in the nation’s capital today, as Democratic senators arrived at the…

U.S. — Members of the judiciary were revealed to be sporting a new look, as President Donald Trump issued new…

REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Former President Joe Biden was placed under arrest today for harboring just over eleven million illegal…

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