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Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!
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Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Actors “playing” with pew-pews? 🔫 So cringe! 😬 Don’t miss the “Totally Safe Hands-On Workshop” on Sunday, June…

SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret
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SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**🍓SABOR FRESA🍓 aka the BIGGEST (lol) party OF THE YEAR!** 🤣 Come sing corridos & perrear to reggaeton. 🙄 18+/21…

Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong
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Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

Oy vey! 🙄 Kyra Sedgwick & Method Man star in “BAD SHABBOS” ✡️, Tribeca’s Audience Award winner! 🎉 A Shabbat…

Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! Anna Przy, a millennial 🤣, is storming mental health social media! She’s SOOOO not serious, a breath of fresh…

Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already
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Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Oh, look, another “nonprofit” swooping in to “save” the gaming industry! 🙄 GAMERella, bless their little hearts, is launching a…

Phoenix Gets Barnum’d Again
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Phoenix Gets Barnum’d Again

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

THE EVENT 🤡 Exclusive private screening at Pollack Tempe Cinemas (The coolest theater in Phoenix😎) DATE: Saturday, May 31st 2025…

Another Round of “Let’s Make Her Famous!” Starts Now
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Another Round of “Let’s Make Her Famous!” Starts Now

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2025

**OMG! Let’s Help Her Win! Season 2 is dropping!** 🙄 Watch desperate female entrepreneurs beg for cash! Self-made “business leaders”…

Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit
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Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Jax Taylor, unfiltered? 🤣 Join the dude from Vanderpump Rules and The Valley as he spills the tea on dating…

Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

**Anna Przy, a comedian who thinks she’s funny, is gracing the stage! 🙄 She’s supposedly relatable, but probably just complains…

Bay Area Indie Fest: Where Dreams Go to Die (in 2025)
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Bay Area Indie Fest: Where Dreams Go to Die (in 2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

**OMG! Bay Area Indies 2025 Film Festival at Delancey Street Screening Room! 🤪 Get ready for indie films so bad,…

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