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Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels
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Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The 2nd Annual Tremont Food Truck Festival is coming!** 25 food trucks (max!) will gather in Cleveland, Ohio.…

Burkini Babes Only: No Peeping Toms Allowed
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Burkini Babes Only: No Peeping Toms Allowed

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Idris Mosque is hosting a “private” swim sesh for Muslim women & girls at Ballard Pool, 1471 NW…

Patriot PAWS: Wagging Tails, Empty Wallets
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Patriot PAWS: Wagging Tails, Empty Wallets

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! 🚨 Tues 6/24, get ready to LOSE at poker! 🤡 Meet “cool” peeps & fund Patriot PAWS! 🐶 John…

Bulls, Barrels, and Rednecks: A Rodeo Spectacle
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Bulls, Barrels, and Rednecks: A Rodeo Spectacle

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

**Yeehaw!** 🤠 Get ready for the Bulls & Barrels Rodeo featuring Redeye Rodeo! SEBRA Sanctioned! Farm, Home, & Youth Complex,…

Paint Your Way to Beach Bliss (or Mediocrity) With Pacesetter
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Paint Your Way to Beach Bliss (or Mediocrity) With Pacesetter

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2025

Ahoy, landlubbers!🌊 Pacesetter Gallery, owned by Keri Davis, will transform you into Bob Ross with wine on [DATE]. Paint a…

Geriatric Rockers Invade Sanctuary Hotel
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Geriatric Rockers Invade Sanctuary Hotel

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Encore Band is playing FREE Motown & Top 40 hits! 🗓️ June 28th, 6-9 PM at The…

Piyush Mishra’s Voice: Still Alive?
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Piyush Mishra’s Voice: Still Alive?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

**All sales are final!** 🤣 Tickets for UdanKhatola – Piyush Mishra Live – San Jose can be booked here. No…

RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand
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RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

**OMG! Brian Marcel Walker presents: “Now That’s RnB Brunch & Day Party” 🤪 Multiple dates of questionable choices at Mas…

Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover
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Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**🐸 Calling all artiste wannabes! MDWFP’s Mississippi Museum of Natural Science in Jackson presents: “Wild Wonders: Painting Natural Mississippi Series…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**OMG! 🤣Get ready, Chicago! Jamie Lever, (Jhonny’s kiddo!) is gracing Yellow Box, 1635 Emerson Ln, Naperville, IL 60540, USA on…

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