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FREE DRUNKS TIL 5PM: TRAP VS R&B ROOFTOP

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Atlantans, brace yourselves for the “Trap vs. R&B” assault this Saturday! 😵‍💫 Roam the concrete jungle to the legendary Cafe…

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Palm Beach Elites Clutch Pearls As Trump Turns Their Beloved Art Fair Into His Personal MAGA Rally

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Get ready to flex your trust fund at the 23rd annual PALM BEACH SHOW returning to the Palm Beach County…

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1st Position Dance Academy’s 2026 Recital Is All About Shattering Little Dreams (and Ankles)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🏃💨 Ticket sales for the 1st Position Dance Academy 2026 Recital are over! Guess you’ll be watching from the parking…

PACNWRS Is Back in Puyallup Because Apparently There Aren’t Enough Creepy Crawlies in the PNW Already
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PACNWRS Is Back in Puyallup Because Apparently There Aren’t Enough Creepy Crawlies in the PNW Already

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Mark your calendars for the ultimate reptile showdown in Puyallup on Saturday, January 24, 2026! 🐍 Wait, hold up—despite the…

PHILIP SAYCE – The Ultimate Guitarist Who Actually Knows How to Use a Wah Pedal
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PHILIP SAYCE – The Ultimate Guitarist Who Actually Knows How to Use a Wah Pedal

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Event ended: Philip Sayce, the Ultimate Blues-Rock Guitar Deity, performed at Phil Trani’s in Long Beach, CA on Sunday, Jan…

Mindy Gledhill Pulls Music From Spotify, Says She’d Rather Be Broke Than Be On A Platform That Lets Joe Rogan Spew Lies
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Mindy Gledhill Pulls Music From Spotify, Says She’d Rather Be Broke Than Be On A Platform That Lets Joe Rogan Spew Lies

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

**Get ready to question everything at Mindy Gledhill’s “Rabbit Hole” on Sunday, January 25, 2026, at 7:00 PM. 🎭 The…

Get Drunk And Find Your Future Ex At Chicago’s Liquor-Fueled Loneliness Safari
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Get Drunk And Find Your Future Ex At Chicago’s Liquor-Fueled Loneliness Safari

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

FREE STUFF: $5 from DoorDash, $30 from Rakuten, and 25% off Blue Apron are up for grabs at ChicagoFreebies.weebly.com, but…

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Rumos Tech Career Q&A: Why Data & Analytics Will Fix Your Life (And Probably Not)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready to decode your destiny! 🤓 Rumos Tech Career Q&A is back, this time dunking on ignorance about Data…

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“Local Basement ‘Soulful Wailing’ Session Somehow Still Dank and Questionably Moist, Neighbors’ Patience Expires Faster Than You Can Say ‘Sound Ordinance'”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

90s R&B “Geriatric Rave” Promises Maximum Midlife Crisis Vibes 🕺🏾💀 TheBasementR&B Party: Where your expired butterfly clips & JNCO jeans…

Boomerang Psychic Party: Meet Your Future, But Only If You Pay First (ZOOM)
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Boomerang Psychic Party: Meet Your Future, But Only If You Pay First (ZOOM)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

💘 Spéciale Saint-Valentin – L’Amour en 2026 💘✨ Brace yourselves, Cupid is coming! On Jeudi 12 février 2026, prepare for…

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