Atlantans, brace yourselves for the “Trap vs. R&B” assault this Saturday! 😵💫 Roam the concrete jungle to the legendary Cafe Circa rooftop (46 13th St NE) for an “unforgettable” day of sweating with strangers. ⚠️ Warning: Free entry before 5:00 PM sharp if you text (516) 424-7280, but the “Gourmet Food” might just be overpriced chips. 💸 Enjoy two levels of DJs and two bars where your dignity goes to die. See you there at 2:00 PM! 🤡
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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