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Angel City Brewery Hosts Fools Faire: Where Broken Hearts Meet Booze

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Fools Faire: A Court of Broken Hearts 📅 Sunday, February 15, 2026 | 🕛 Doors at Noon | 🔞 NC-17…

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2026 FuelFest West Palm Beach: Where Gas Guzzlers Get Their Glory

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Get ready for year 5 in South Florida! FuelFest is invading the South Florida Fairgrounds like it’s a Fast &…

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“USC Symposium: Arts + Health? More Like Arts + Hocus Pocus!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

USC’s “Mind-Blowing” Symposium: Arts, Health, and Wellness Prepare to have your mind blown at USC’s first-ever symposium exploring the intersection…

“MBS Essentials for GP Registrars: Because Even Doctors Need a Survival Guide for MBS Madness!”
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“MBS Essentials for GP Registrars: Because Even Doctors Need a Survival Guide for MBS Madness!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

🚨 The MBS Demystified: A Survival Guide for Rookie GPs 🚨 Are you a new GP who thinks MBS stands…

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“Jersey Edition Afrobeats Day Party in Beverly Hills: Because Nothing Says Luxury Like Shuffling in Jerseys During All Star Weekend”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Attention party people! 🎉 Get ready for the Afrobeats Day Party in Beverly Hills during ALL STAR WEEKEND! 🕺💃 Time:…

LegiX: Porque seus processos jurídicos precisam de um novo melhor amigo tecnológico
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LegiX: Porque seus processos jurídicos precisam de um novo melhor amigo tecnológico

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Se achas que pesquisar leis é tão divertido como ver tinta a secar, o LegiX vem mudar isso! ✨ Procura…

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LIDERANÇA SEM FALAR NADA: A ARTE DE NÃO DIZER O QUE QUER QUE SEJA

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Quer ser um líder? Venha falar sozinho numa sala cheia de gente! 🗣️ As sessões incluem: discursos preparados (com tema…

MaRDA 2026: Where Scientists Gather to Pretend They’re Not in Pajamas
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MaRDA 2026: Where Scientists Gather to Pretend They’re Not in Pajamas

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

MaRDA2026: Living in the Material World Join the elite club of data nerds at MaRDA2026, where AI meets materials science…

“Buddhismo e Complessità: Quando M. De Simone e Chiara Mascarello Decidono di Confondere Tutti”
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“Buddhismo e Complessità: Quando M. De Simone e Chiara Mascarello Decidono di Confondere Tutti”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Buddhismo e Complessità in dialogo: quando i monaci incontrano Excel 🧘‍♂️📊 Il 2025 ha visto un miracolo: un workshop dove…

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GYMSHARK’S MUSCLE MASS IN CULTURE CRISIS

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Gymshark throws a 100-year Black History Month party in Houston! 🎉 Celebrating a century of Black excellence, Gymshark’s hosting an…

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