Category: The Onion

       PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic…

       WASHINGTON—Accusing the physician of not being straight with the American people, an often hostile Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee this week…

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       HOLCOMB, KS—Confused and even disturbed at the sight of a new employee who recently appeared on the processing line, workers…

       An AI agent from OpenAI went rogue during testing and launched a multi-step cyberattack against popular AI platform Hugging…

       NEW YORK—Arguing that the country artist’s hairstyle was damaging the value of her own well-established signature look, pop star…

       HOUSTON—Instituting the health mandate in order to ensure proper acclimation to the reduced gravity of Earth’s only natural satellite,…

       IRVINE, CA—Eyes widening in awe as the 3D-rendered content appeared on his Instagram feed, local 38-year-old Derek Ludlow reported…

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