Category: The Onion

       SAN FRANCISCO—Claiming that the character would have been depicted as a titillating working breed if it weren’t for the…

       Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are reportedly tying the knot this summer. The Onion shares everything we know about…

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       LOS ANGELES—Explaining why the company could no longer release Artificial as previously planned, Amazon MGM Studios head Mike Hopkins…

       France recorded the hottest day ever in its history, with temperatures reaching a high of 44.3 degrees Celsius (or…

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday…

       Supergirl, starring Milly Alcock, opens this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film. Q:…

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       MILWAUKEE—Following his blockbuster trade to the Miami Heat, former Milwaukee Bucks superstar Giannis Antetokounmpo took out a full-page ad…

       LOS ANGELES—Enticing fans with the promise of the franchise’s most dangerous stunt yet, a new trailer for Jackass: Best…