A 59,000-year-old neanderthal tooth unearthed from a cave in modern-day Russia revealed the earliest known evidence of dentistry, with it appearing as though someone drilled out a cavity. What do you think?
“I didn’t know hunting and gathering gigs included dental.”
Abel Stein, Peanut Sheller
“So that’s who dentists evolved from.”
Mitchell Laraway, Beard Stylist
“We should have guessed they had cavities from their gummy bear paintings.”
Imani Carpenter, Sidewalk Salter
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A 59,000-year-old neanderthal tooth unearthed from a cave in modern-day Russia revealed the earliest known evidence of dentistry, with it appearing as though someone drilled out a cavity. What do you think?
The post Study Finds Neanderthals Performed Dentistry appeared first on The Onion. Read More
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