President Trump, when asked whether the economic hardships felt by Americans would motivate him to reach a deal with Iran, claimed “not even a little bit,” insisting his only concern was preventing the Middle East nation from procuring a nuclear weapon. What do you think?
“I say hit Iran where it hurts the most: my wallet.”
Ritchie Bender, Pie Slicer
“Let’s hope a shared disdain for the American people can help those two reach a deal.”
Christian Newcomb, Factory Janitor
“You don’t win a Nobel Peace Prize by prioritizing the needs of others.”
Mitra Ramdan, Decongestant Tester
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President Trump, when asked whether the economic hardships felt by Americans would motivate him to reach a deal with Iran, claimed “not even a little bit,” insisting his only concern was preventing the Middle East nation from procuring a nuclear weapon. What do you think?
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