BURBANK, CA—In an effort to determine whether they needed to cease production immediately or if the film’s title simply sounded familiar, Marvel Studios reportedly called an emergency meeting Friday after concerns were raised that they had already made one called Avengers: Doomsday. “All right, gentlemen, quickly—name as many Avengers films as you can,” said company president Kevin Feige, who sat at the head of the table in a packed boardroom as executives shouted out “Infinity Ultron!” and “Deadbolts!” “We’ve already sunk millions and millions of dollars into this thing, so if it turns out we already did an Avengers: Doomsday, well, there’s going to be hell to pay. Okay, everybody look through your emails right now and control-F for ‘doomsday.’” At press time, Feige was overheard saying, “Fuck it, it’s not like anyone gives a shit anyway.”
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BURBANK, CA—In an effort to determine whether they needed to cease production immediately or if the film’s title simply sounded familiar, Marvel Studios reportedly called an emergency meeting Friday after concerns were raised that they had already made one called Avengers: Doomsday. “All right, gentlemen, quickly—name as many Avengers films as you can,” said company president Kevin Feige, who sat
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