President Donald Trump signed an executive order aiming to create federal lists of citizens which the U.S. Postal Service would use to ensure mail ballots are sent to only those people, with the effort to exert control over American elections sure to be quickly challenged in court. What do you think?
“If everyone got to vote, it wouldn’t feel as special.”
Lester Sorenson, Crouton Rationer
“Whatever saves me the hassle of voting can’t be all bad.”
Dennis Keplinger, Gutter Painter
“Does anyone on the list get a plus-one?”
Crystal De León, Lectern Installer
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President Donald Trump signed an executive order aiming to create federal lists of citizens which the U.S. Postal Service would use to ensure mail ballots are sent to only those people, with the effort to exert control over American elections sure to be quickly challenged in court. What do you think?
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