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SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour
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SIX FEET UNDER to Drag EXHORDER, WRETCHED, and INCITE on a September/October 2025 “Comedy” Tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Behold, the geriatric giants of guttural groans, SIX FEET UNDER, are crawling out of their crypts for a U.S. tour…

Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
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Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? 🙄 A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak – because originality is…

NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
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NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…

Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience
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Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart, Epic Games and Fortnite are trying *so* hard with Fortnite Blitz Royale, their new “fast-paced”…

Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)
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Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 REVOCATION, those tech-death dudes who peaked like, five albums ago, are dropping a new album called “New Gods,…

Burton C. Bell’s Still Got It? Ex-Fear Factory Singer Claims He’s Not a Dinosaur
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Burton C. Bell’s Still Got It? Ex-Fear Factory Singer Claims He’s Not a Dinosaur

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream in FEAR FACTORY (before he rage-quit 😭), gave an interview…

LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
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LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! 🙄 Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…

KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment
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KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

The album was another reminder of why KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, who have earned several gold and platinum certifications (back in the…

Lies of P: Overture Trailer Leaked—More Ways to Beat Up Puppets, DLC Might Sneak Out at SGF 2025 (Maybe)
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Lies of P: Overture Trailer Leaked—More Ways to Beat Up Puppets, DLC Might Sneak Out at SGF 2025 (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Ah, Summer Game Fest 2025, the glorious dumpster fire 🔥 of hype and disappointment we all pretend to love! And…

Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff
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Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff

Chord F. DiscordJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Oh, the drama! FEAR FACTORY‘s ex-mic man, Burton C. Bell, bless his heart, is gracing the land Down Under with…

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