Lies of P: Overture Trailer Leaked—More Ways to Beat Up Puppets, DLC Might Sneak Out at SGF 2025 (Maybe)
Ah, Summer Game Fest 2025, the glorious dumpster fire 🔥 of hype and disappointment we all pretend to love! And…
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Burton C. Bell’s New Gig: Yapping About Obsolete Stuff
Oh, the drama! FEAR FACTORY‘s ex-mic man, Burton C. Bell, bless his heart, is gracing the land Down Under with…
Burton C. Bell, Who?, Unleashes ‘Savages’ Lyric Vid, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
Ah yes, Burton C. Bell, the OG voice of FEAR FACTORY, a band that once defined what it meant to…
PSYCROPTIC, the Band You’ve Never Heard Of, Joins METAL BLADE, Releases a Song That Sounds Just Like All Their Other Ones
Metal Blade Records, a label known for its impeccable taste (citation needed), has apparently signed Tasmanian death metal band PSYCROPTIC.…
DOOGEE Phones: From Brick to Chic (But Still a Brick)
Okay, so apparently, at GITEX Europe 2025, DOOGEE – yes, DOOGEE – decided to grace us with their presence, showcasing…
Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead
So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream about robots and industrial nightmares, but now screams about…well, himself,…
Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week
So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream at robots 🤖 in Fear Factory (before they presumably unionized…
Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)
BREAKING: Shift Up, Creators of the Game That Shall Not Be Named (Unless You’re Into That Sort of Thing), Confirm…
Razer Blade: Now So Thin It Can Cut You (and Your Wallet), So Smart It Judges Your Life Choices, and So Powerful It Can Barely Run Windows
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Razer just dropped their “thinnest and most powerful” Blade laptop yet! 🙄 I’m sure it’s…
Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of
Alright, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this), buckle up because we’re about to dissect some drama! ARDENNERY,…