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Pragmata Preview: Still Alive, Still Kinda Good, Cope
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Pragmata Preview: Still Alive, Still Kinda Good, Cope

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Okay, so Pragmata, the game we all forgot existed after its 2020 announcement, dared to show its face at Summer…

Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
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Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…

Resident Evil: Requiem Preview – Because Apparently Zombies Weren’t Embarrassing Enough
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Resident Evil: Requiem Preview – Because Apparently Zombies Weren’t Embarrassing Enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Capcom, bless their cotton socks, thinks they’re pushing boundaries again with Resident Evil Requiem. 🙄 After a whole THIRTY minutes…

Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose
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Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Another superhero game? Seriously? 🙄 Like we don’t have enough of those already! But wait, it’s based on…

Resident Evil: Requiem – Finally, a Game That’s Actually Dead on Arrival
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Resident Evil: Requiem – Finally, a Game That’s Actually Dead on Arrival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

OMG 😱! Did you guys SEE that TRAILER?! Resident Evil Requiem, the NINTH installment, is coming to RUIN our lives…

Resident Evil 9: Summer Games Fest Jumpscare Incoming, Maybe
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Resident Evil 9: Summer Games Fest Jumpscare Incoming, Maybe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Some random “insider” (probably just a guy who likes pizza rolls and yelling at his monitor) says Resident…

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