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Nickelback Played at Office, YouTube Instantly Nukes Nuclear Blast Channel
Nickelback Destroys Metal Empire: YouTube Nukes Nuclear Blast Records Channel After Janitor’s Fatal Music Choice
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Nickelback Played at Office, YouTube Instantly Nukes Nuclear Blast Channel

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

The metal world just took a devastating blow straight to its face-piercing. Legendary heavy label Nuclear Blast Records — known…

CNN Business Reports: Some Dude Filming a ‘No Kings’ Thingy Got Busted and Might Get the Boot
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CNN Business Reports: Some Dude Filming a ‘No Kings’ Thingy Got Busted and Might Get the Boot

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another so-called “journalist” from El Salvador crying about deportation. CNN is clutching its pearls because this guy, Mario…

Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought
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Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS (more like ICE NINE CHILLS, amirite? 😂) frontman Spencer Charnas (who?) is gracing us with his presence…

Blackie Lawless, bless his heart, thinks cancel culture is scarier than teased hair and Reaganomics, and also, Orange Man Good, apparently 🤷‍♀️🍊
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Blackie Lawless, bless his heart, thinks cancel culture is scarier than teased hair and Reaganomics, and also, Orange Man Good, apparently 🤷‍♀️🍊

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Blackie Lawless, the lyrical genius behind such profound works as “Animal (F**k Like a Beast)” (a song so subtly nuanced…

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💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣

Finn McFrameNovember 14, 2024November 15, 2024

In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the perpetually offended professional victims at the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) have turned…

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