Austin Art Fair 2025: Finally, Art You Can (Almost) Afford
OMG! Artsy peasants unite! We’re gracing the Palmer Events Center, May 15-18, 2025! Prepare for edition #2 of…*this*. 55 galleries!…
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Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
OMG! 😱 It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…
“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”
OMG! 😱 Finally, a book about Orange County punk? 🙄 Like we haven’t heard enough about suburban angst and three-chord…
Oh GREAT, Steve Perry and Willie Nelson Ruin a Perfectly Good Journey Song, Just What the World Needed
🚨🚨BREAKING: Steve Perry, formerly known as the voice of JOURNEY (but let’s be real, the *only* reason anyone listened), has…
Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ – More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, those lovable desert weirdos, are finally releasing that Catacombs thing everyone totally forgot about. Prepare…
Lemmy’s Ghost Haunts Stoke-on-Trent: Bronze Abomination Erected
On Friday, May 9, 2025, Lemmy Kilmister, the dude who made a career out of singing about speed and playing…
Overcooked 2: Will this game turn you into a multitasking GOD or just leave you sobbing in a pile of burnt onions? 🔥🧅😭
Alright, listen up, you aspiring Gordon Ramsays of the digital realm! Overcooked 2, the game that promises to either turn…
David Draiman, the vocalist of Disturbed, thought proposing on stage was a totally unique and not-at-all-cliché move, proving that even metal gods can be basic AF
OMG! 😱 Did you hear? David Draiman, the guy who screams about “Down with the Sickness” (which, let’s be honest,…
“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? 💨🎬😂
So, “Shadow Force” got a 6.5/10? 🤔 That’s like getting a participation trophy in the Olympics. But hey, at least…
Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard 🌴👵💥
OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! 😱 Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…