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Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! 🤡🎉
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Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! 🤡🎉

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OMG! 😱 Tyler McVicker, the guy who’s been “reporting” on Half-Life 3 since, like, the Stone Age, says it’s PLAYTESTABLE!…

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😂 Valve Announced Half-Life 3? Well, Almost… 💩
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🤔 The Legendary Half-Life 3 Is Finally Here, But There’s a Catch… 🤯

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The Jackal.Today editorial team sniffed around through our secret channels (yes, we have people even in Valve’s basement, where Gabe…

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Exclusive: «Half Life 3» Was Released, But Gabe Newell Didn’t Tell Anyone — Here’s Why 🫠
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🕵️‍♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 6, 2025January 6, 2025

Our undercover investigation into Valve’s most elusive project, «Half Life 3», has finally borne fruit, and the results are nothing…

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