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Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse
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Fan Expo Canada 2025: Prepare for the Cosplay Apocalypse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

  As if we needed another reason to question humanity, Fan Expo Canada 2025 happened. Yes, the Toronto Metro Convention…

Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games
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Chicago to Become Trump’s Newest Playground for National Guard Fun and Games

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another city saved by our glorious President Trump! It seems the liberal haven of Chicago is about to…

Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)
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Gamescom Award 2025: The Oscars, But For Games (And Maybe Booths)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Okay, so Gamescom 2025 happened, and apparently, they handed out some participation trophies… I mean, awards. 🙄 Because, you know,…

Netflix Ruins Childhoods With New Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer and October Release Date
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Netflix Ruins Childhoods With New Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer and October Release Date

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Alright, listen up, gamers and weebs! Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), decided to grace us with a…

Ninja Gaiden: Ragequit? More Like Ninja Gaiden: Get Good (Noob) Patch is Here with “Fixes”
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Ninja Gaiden: Ragequit? More Like Ninja Gaiden: Get Good (Noob) Patch is Here with “Fixes”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

So, Dotemu and The Game Kitchen, bless their cotton socks, dropped a “major” update for Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound. I use…

OMG! Pokémon Legends: Z-A Trailer Just Dropped a Mega Victreebel That’ll Haunt Your Nightmares!
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OMG! Pokémon Legends: Z-A Trailer Just Dropped a Mega Victreebel That’ll Haunt Your Nightmares!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Oh, honey, look! 💅 Another Pokémon game? 🙄 As if we needed more excuses to avoid real-world responsibilities. Pokémon Legends:…

OMG! Giant Lizard About to Ruin Your Day!
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OMG! Giant Lizard About to Ruin Your Day!

FinnAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Oh, honey, brace yourselves because CLUE®: Godzilla is stomping its way into your utterly pathetic lives on September 24, 2025!…

Hollow Knight: Silksong Drops Soon (Maybe), After Just a Casual 6 Years of Radio Silence
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Hollow Knight: Silksong Drops Soon (Maybe), After Just a Casual 6 Years of Radio Silence

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Get ready, folks, because Team Cherry, those mythical beings who’ve been promising us Hollow Knight: Silksong since the dawn of…

Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
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Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…

ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025
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ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, Gamescom 2025, you tease! 🙄 ASUS, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just because they felt like it), decided…

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