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BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
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BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold 🏆 titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…

MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now
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MSNBC Finally Ditches the “N,” Claims to Be “All About the MS” Now

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Looks like the radical left is at it again! MSNBC, soon to be MS NOW, is ditching NBC to fully…

Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
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Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…

Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing
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Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Another bastion of liberal elites crumbles! Soho House, that playground for champagne socialists and virtue signaling celebrities, is going private…

Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground
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Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh, the woke mob is at it again, folks! This time, they’re coming for the Massapequa Chiefs, a Long Island…

Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff
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Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

You remember Adam Schiff, right? The guy who made a career out of harassing President Trump with one bogus investigation…

Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)
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Thunderbirds Are (Still) Go-ing to Cinemas? Oh FAB! (Or Not?)

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Anderson Entertainment and Kaleidoscope Entertainment (who?) have announced a big-screen experience for, like, five remaining fans of that British sci-fi…

Lexington’s Redline: More Like “Barely Alive” Line, amirite
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Lexington’s Redline: More Like “Barely Alive” Line, amirite

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Lexington: Resilience in the Redline? More like Snoozefest in the Redline! 😴 Black Yarn presents this cinematic masterpiece. Uncovers the…

Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
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Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…

Gary Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
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Gary Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Episode 3 – What it Takes to Rebuild People Premiere? 🙄 More like “What it Takes to Bore People!” 😴…

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