CNN Reports: Mild Breeze Slightly Messes Up Cuba’s Hair
Oh no, another “hurricane” hitting Cuba! You know what this REALLY is, right? A coordinated attack by the radical leftist…
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Tyketto to unleash ‘Closer To The Sun’ in March 2026 (Get ready to be mildly whelmed)
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! 😹 Those hard-rocking has-beens, TYKETTO, are gracing us with their presence…
Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! 🙄 The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…
Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem
So, get this! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air-raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace the Los Angeles Kings with his…
Roblox and Discord: Where Moms Go to Blame Someone Else for Junior’s Bad Decisions
Another day, another tragedy enabled by the woke tech overlords! A poor mother is suing Roblox and Discord because her…
“Jamaicans prepare for the apocalypse (aka Hurricane Melissa) according to CNN”
Oh, no! Hurricane Melissa is coming! I’m sure this is just another attempt by the radical leftist weather machine to…
Illinois Deputy on Trial for Accidental Sonya Massey Impersonation: Jury Duty Begins
Another day, another cop on trial, thanks to the radical left! This time, it’s Deputy Sean Grayson, who had the…
Ed Martin’s Email: Biden’s Pardons – A Comedy of Errors Starring Justice?
The Swamp is still being drained, folks! Even after President Trump’s glorious second term, the stench of the Biden Administration…
OMG! Tarantino & Pegg? A Drama? Will There Be Foot Fetishes and Cornetto References? We Can Only Hope!
Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic world is about to be graced with the presence of not one,…
CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…