My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?
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Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart
Nancy Mace, bless her heart, is pulling out all the stops to cozy up to our beloved President Trump! Fresh…
LA Wildfires: Probably Only Killed 440 People, No Biggie | CNN
Oh, the Libs are at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming wildfires for, get this, “excess deaths”! Can you believe…
Trump’s Terrific Tariffs: Prepare to Pay More for Everything, Peasants
Oh, the liberal media is having a meltdown over President Trump’s brilliant new tariffs! They’re screeching about “trade wars” and…
California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland
Looks like those two Chinese nationals, Geng and Yang, thought they could pull a fast one on President Trump and…
The Cut: Orlando Bloom’s Boxing Comeback – Will He Knock Out His Career’s Failures Too
Oh, look, another movie about a boxer! 🙄 Because we haven’t seen, like, a million of those already. This one’s…
CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our glorious President Trump! This CNN article is just…
Orange Man Bad: He’s Coming For Your Car, Your Doge, And Your Grandma’s Dentures
Another day, another Democrat-run city descends into chaos! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing the swamp that…
Oregon Man’s Hobby of Body Disposal Gets Him a Free Upgrade: Now Charged in Fourth Accidental Death
Another day, another tragedy in the once-great city of Portland, now a festering pit of liberal decay. A man, Jesse…
Tourists Risk Radiation Poisoning to Own the Libs
Oh, the liberal media just can’t resist their virtue signaling, can they? Here we have a couple of pilots, one…