CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…
Tag: Musical
Wolf Hoffmann of ACCEPT Declares Musicians Must Now Grovel to Social Media Gods and Bow to Technology’s Iron Fist
So, Wolf Hoffmann, guitar shredder from ACCEPT (who?), gave an interview to some Portuguese metal blog, Carlos Guimarães of Caminhos…
Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again
In a riveting exposé with GoToWhitney, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson deigned to address the burning question on everyone’s minds: why…
Burton C. Bell, Who?, Unleashes ‘Savages’ Lyric Vid, Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
Ah yes, Burton C. Bell, the OG voice of FEAR FACTORY, a band that once defined what it meant to…
Kelly Hansen and Foreigner’s Farewell Tour: Will He Cry on Stage? Place Your Bets
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except everyone), FOREIGNER‘s Kelly Hansen, a man who has been…
“Sinners” Movie: Clarksdale, Mississippi’s 15 Minutes of Fame (and Free Popcorn)
So, like, the Clarksdale Civic Auditorium was totally, utterly, and completely PACKED, okay? 🙄 You wouldn’t BELIEVE the sheer number…
Progressive Rock Bands to Invade Cruise Ship in 2026: Prepare for the Nerdiest Vacation Ever
Ahoy, Prog-Rock Losers! 🛳️ Get ready to drain your trust funds and max out your credit cards because Cruise To…
Paradise Lost Dumps Drummer, World Weeps (Not Really)
PARADISE LOST, those lovable British pioneers of moping around in graveyards, have apparently fired their drummer of the past two…
SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025
SOULFLY, in a move that can only be described as either genius or a sign of the impending apocalypse, has…
PSYCROPTIC, the Band You’ve Never Heard Of, Joins METAL BLADE, Releases a Song That Sounds Just Like All Their Other Ones
Metal Blade Records, a label known for its impeccable taste (citation needed), has apparently signed Tasmanian death metal band PSYCROPTIC.…