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Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill 🤕, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive 😂
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Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill 🤕, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive 😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight 🤣), finally…

Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. 🙄🎬
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Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. 🙄🎬

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG, can you even BELIEVE this?! 😱 Some ex-PlayStation “narrative director” (whatever THAT is) is throwing a tantrum because the…

BREAKING: After Ridley Scott Writes Eight Pages of «Gladiator 3» Script, Fans Respond With 100-Page Petition Begging Him to Stop
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BREAKING: After Ridley Scott Writes Eight Pages of «Gladiator 3» Script, Fans Respond With 100-Page Petition Begging Him to Stop

Finn McFrameOctober 12, 2024

In a move that shocked absolutely no one but still left society emotionally unprepared, Ridley Scott has reportedly penned eight…

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