Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…
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Duff McKagan Claims Ozzy Osbourne Stalked Him Since Childhood
GUNS N’ ROSES (the band that still exists, somehow) bassist Duff McKagan (who?) has graced us with a 19-minute (!!!)…
Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…
BRIAN TATLER: DIAMOND HEAD’s Not Dead, Just Playing Possum
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with Mark Kadzielawa of the prestigious 69 Faces Of Rock (nice), DIAMOND HEAD guitarist…
Between The Buried And Me Drops New Album ‘The Blue Nowhere’ and a Single
Okay, so apparently, after a whole quarter of a century of making noise 🙉 and churning out ten albums that…
Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923
**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents: Classic Comedy Secret Speakeasy! Chaplin, Costello & Hardy Vintage 16mm short film Festival!…
OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July
Ozzy Osbourne, the bat-biting legend, and his equally legendary (debatable) family are gracing the Comic Con Midlands in Birmingham, UK,…
WARMEN (Featuring That Keyboard Guy From The Band You Used To Like): New Album ‘Band Of Brothers’ Coming Soon (Probably Won’t Be As Good As Something You Already Own)
WARMEN, the totally-not-a-vanity-project of ex-CHILDREN OF BODOM keyboard tickler Janne “Warman” Wirman (because, let’s be honest, who remembers the keyboardist…
Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! 🩰🤘 Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! 😂
OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this. After subjecting audiences to its sheer awesomeness in 2023, Birmingham Royal Ballet’s…