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Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online
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Critically Acclaimed 2025 Film (97% on Rotten Tomatoes, No Way!) Now Streaming Online

Finn McFrameJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Sinners, the cinematic masterpiece of 2025 (according to someone, somewhere), boasting a Rotten Tomatoes score so high it’s practically levitating,…

DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER
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DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

So, apparently, Dave Ellefson, the guy who got booted from Megadeth faster than you can say “leaked nudes,” and Burton…

“‘The Smashing Machine’: Dwayne Johnson Unrecognizable! Hilarious Set Stories Revealed! 😂
Dwayne Johnson Furious! Why Is He Breaking Mirrors on Set? New Movie Shocks! 🪞
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“‘The Smashing Machine’: Dwayne Johnson Unrecognizable! Hilarious Set Stories Revealed! 😂

Finn McFrameApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Hey folks, grab your popcorn and hold on tight, because we’ve got a blockbuster scoop straight from Hollywood! Dwayne “The…

OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT 👵🏻 Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic 🤣 for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! 🎂💀
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OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT 👵🏻 Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic 🤣 for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! 🎂💀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

Oh em gee, guys, Kate Hudson turned 46! 👵 Yes, that ageless bohemian goddess we all know and love is…

Why we don’t write about sports — Behind Jackal.Today’s Sport-Free Zone
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Why we don’t write about sports — Behind Jackal.Today’s Sport-Free Zone

Finn McFrameOctober 9, 2024October 9, 2024

It’s no secret that the editorial board of Jackal.Today has a few strong convictions, and sports just doesn’t cut it.…

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