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Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys
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Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! šŸ™„ “All Sales Are Final”! šŸ˜‚ So, if Piyush decides to lip-sync or juggle cats, you’re stuck with it!…

Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**Joliet’s culinary and auditory extravaganza returns! šŸ”šŸŽ¶ Taste of Joliet, June 20–22, 2025, at Busey Bank Field, 3000 W. Jefferson…

Roosters: Comedy so bad, you’ll want to CLUCK yourself
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Roosters: Comedy so bad, you’ll want to CLUCK yourself

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

šŸ¤£šŸ’Ø Tokes & Jokes: Colorado’s Groundbreaking Comedy & Cannab*s Spectacle! Prepare for uncontrollable laughter (maybe)! Tetra Lounge, Denver, CO, is…

Juneteenth: Sip, Paint, and Pretend You’re Not Drunk History 2025
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Juneteenth: Sip, Paint, and Pretend You’re Not Drunk History 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! šŸ·šŸŽØšŸŽ¶ The Women’s Coalition for Empowerment, Inc. & Delaware River Waterfront Corp are back with the 3rd Annual Juneteenth…

Juneteenth Freedom Fest and Parade: 9 Years of Performative Wokeness
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Juneteenth Freedom Fest and Parade: 9 Years of Performative Wokeness

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**51+ ppl wanna click “Notify me” for tix info! 🤣 Maybe they think tix magically appear? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø Just a heads…

Rhythm & Soul Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Rhythm & Soul Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**OMG! 41+ ppl “interested” in non-existent tix! šŸ”” Click “Notify Me” for tix that may or may not exist!** 🤔…

Wings N’ Wheels 3: Prepare for Disappointment
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Wings N’ Wheels 3: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2025

**OMG! šŸ™„ Biggest Wings N’ Wheels EVER! šŸš—šŸ›©ļø They’re shutting down a whole runway at Northeast Florida Regional Airport, 4900…

Infusion Live: Prepare to Have Your Eardrums Infused (With Mediocrity)
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Infusion Live: Prepare to Have Your Eardrums Infused (With Mediocrity)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2025

**OHIO, get ready to be swept off your feet!🤣 INFUSION Music Band is hitting Supreme Arena, 9525 OH-161 Plain City…

Juneteenth: Eat, Pray, BBQ
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Juneteenth: Eat, Pray, BBQ

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! šŸ™„ “Bigger and Blacker” Juneteenth Black Food Truck Festival is coming! šŸŽ‰ Architect of Black Space is BACK! 🤣…

Casa de Vino 57 Throws a Wine Tasting Rave Under a Ball of Cheese
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Casa de Vino 57 Throws a Wine Tasting Rave Under a Ball of Cheese

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**Wine tasting at Casa de Vino 57?šŸ· More like Casa de Bore-o!šŸ—“ļø Full Moon Wine Tasting, tickets available!šŸ’° Refund? Only…

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