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Henry’s Hilarious Hollywood Hysteria
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Henry’s Hilarious Hollywood Hysteria

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

#HelpHenry: A real Blockbuster 🎬 OMG! 😱Red carpet! On Sunday, August 24th, 6:00 PM – 9:30 PM at Afro TV…

Undertaker’s First Movie: Will He Actually Act This Time
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Undertaker’s First Movie: Will He Actually Act This Time

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “The Undertaker” πŸ’€ Season 1 has 5 episodes! 🀣 Each episode peels away Marcia’s emotional layers in Philadelphia!…

Film Nerds Unite (and Argue) in August
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Film Nerds Unite (and Argue) in August

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ If you’re under 16, bring your parents… or don’t bother entering. Minors are like, SO not allowed without…

Gay Chinese Movies: Finally a Thing in Chicago, Y’all
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Gay Chinese Movies: Finally a Thing in Chicago, Y’all

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Film buffs, prepare to be bored! 😴 Aug 23, Logan Center, 915 E 60th St, Chicago, IL 60637:…

Wild & Scenic Film Festival 2025: Prepare to be mildly entertained
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Wild & Scenic Film Festival 2025: Prepare to be mildly entertained

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! 🀩 The 16th Annual Wild & Scenic Film Festival, Ventura Land Trust’s most important event, is here! Prepare for…

Closing Night 2025: More Like Snoozing Night, Amirite
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Closing Night 2025: More Like Snoozing Night, Amirite

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Rooftop Films presents: “Rooftop Shots: Closing Night 2025” at Green-Wood Cemetery, 500 25th Street, Brooklyn, NY 11232 on…

Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay
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Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! Dashing Through The Snow LA Premiere! β˜ƒοΈ Harmony Gold Theater is the place, Hollywood. Reception at 5:00 PM, screening…

Another Boring Party for Rich White People
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Another Boring Party for Rich White People

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! 16th Annual White Martini Party! πŸ™„ Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center, “Stars at Night Ballroom.” August 22-24, 2025. All-white…

Soda City Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Soda City Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**10 years of… mediocrity!🀑 Soda City Comic Con 2025, the biggest yet! (Still not San Diego, lol). Prepare for comics,…

Stand-Up Comedy at a Brewery? Genius!
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Stand-Up Comedy at a Brewery? Genius!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2025

Comedy at a Brewery?! πŸ€ͺ Next Stop Comedy PRESENTS: Jokes that may or may not be funnyπŸ˜‚ at The Headroom…

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