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Stephen King’s ‘The Life of Chuck’: Yet Another Reason to Fear the Dark (and Theaters)
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Stephen King’s ‘The Life of Chuck’: Yet Another Reason to Fear the Dark (and Theaters)

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great, another Stephen King movie. Probably filled with woke garbage and socialist propaganda. Mark Hamill? That guy hates Trump!…

The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)
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The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or…

Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers
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Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another example of the radical left’s intolerance! Rand Paul, a true patriot, disinvited from the White House picnic?…

House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners
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House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

House Republicans, finally showing some backbone, have agreed to slash a measly $9.4 billion in federal spending, targeting the leftist…

CNN’s Guide to the Totally Innocent Victims of Trump’s Mildly Inconvenient Immigration Detainment Program
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CNN’s Guide to the Totally Innocent Victims of Trump’s Mildly Inconvenient Immigration Detainment Program

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Looks like Senator Rand Paul got a taste of Biden’s America! Disinvited from the White House picnic? Probably because he…

Supreme Court Sides with Crybaby Families in Landmark “My Kid’s So Special” Case
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Supreme Court Sides with Crybaby Families in Landmark “My Kid’s So Special” Case

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another unanimous Supreme Court decision, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to lull us into a false sense…

Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024
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Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**Live Nation Worldwide, Inc. wants you to know that by continuing past this page, you agree to their Terms of…

VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom
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VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. What’s next? A 10-year-old commie, probably raised on soy milk and socialist propaganda, shoots his mom because…

Waukesha Condo Owners Still Alive After Almost-Building Incident, Celebrate With Cake
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Waukesha Condo Owners Still Alive After Almost-Building Incident, Celebrate With Cake

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Another day, another disaster, probably caused by some woke engineer who was too busy virtue signaling to check the structural…

High School Jocks Discover Veterans Aren’t Just NPCs in a War Movie
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High School Jocks Discover Veterans Aren’t Just NPCs in a War Movie

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, isn’t that precious? These young, probably God-fearing, football players are helping veterans. Finally, some good news that doesn’t involve…

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