In one of the most absurd twists of the 2024 presidential election, rumors claimed Kamala Harris’s loss wasn’t due to campaign strategy or policies but because of pop diva Rihanna’s supposed promise to release a new track if Harris won. Social media buzzed when someone on X (formerly Twitter) posted a fabricated quote allegedly from Rihanna: «If Kamala wins, I will release a song. Just do what you all have to do to make it happen.» The Democrats rallied with new hope—if not for victory, at least for a fresh Rihanna song. 🎶
Yet, the joke spun wildly out of control. As the rumor gained traction, a «source» within the White House hinted that officials were in a panic, fearing Harris’s potential win might unleash another Rihanna banger on the world. With the intensity of a high-stakes drama, Capitol Hill reportedly murmured, «Better Trump than a new Rihanna track!» — a stance that might sound more appropriate for a soap opera than a government building.
To add fuel to the fire, crowds soon gathered outside Rihanna’s house, allegedly chanting demands for the truth. Some were playfully accusing her of «threatening democracy,» while others threw around accusations of bias or even covert right-wing support. Twitter exploded with hashtags like #Rihannagate, #SongOrDemocracy, and #BetterTrumpThanRih. Fans, once eager for a new tune, now wanted answers. Rihanna’s social media accounts, meanwhile, stayed silent — perhaps the most chilling move of all. 🕶️
In the end, this whole saga was born from fan mischief, but some claim that the «threat» of a Rihanna single had a real effect. As Capitol Hill officials fumed over the mere possibility, the rumor managed to do what even the boldest of political ads couldn’t: deliver a reality show ending to the election. So, for now, we wait — no song, no victory, and no clarity, but plenty of drama. 🎭
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
