Sweet Victory! 10 Things Republicans Can Be Thankful For This Year
Not only is it morning in America once again, but it’s almost Thanksgiving morning in America. This year, Republicans have…
Day: November 21, 2024
Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives
FLINT, MI — A local suburban neighborhood was thrown into shock after news spread that housewife Eleanor Schmidt had just…
After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach
ATHENS, GA — Justice was finally served in the wake of an unspeakable tragedy, as after an illegal immigrant was…
Company Has Too Many Dans
JACKSON, MS — In a recent company audit, Grayson Manufacturing learned the company has a concerning surplus of employees named…
Biden Supplies Ukraine With Anti-Personnel Landmines
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Joe Biden agreed to give Ukraine anti-personnel landmines, a move criticized by humanitarian organizations that’s seen as…
🕹️ Stellar Blade Update 1.009 : Feminist Agenda or Camera Revolution ? You Decide !
Well, folks, it’s happened. The gaming industry has finally hit the point where your camera can be shamed for bad…
Jaguar Releases 3-Hour Commercial That’s Just A Naked Guy Doing A One-Man Performance Of ‘Hamilton’
COVENTRY — Luxury vehicle manufacturer Jaguar Cars stunned the automobile industry by releasing a daring three-hour commercial featuring no car…
Male Passenger Disappointed After Another Flight Ends Without A Stewardess Frantically Asking If Anyone Can Land The Plane
LOS ANGELES, CA — At the end of a transcontinental trip, a male passenger was reportedly disappointed that yet another…
Post-Menopausal Lesbians Flee America Over Concerns About Forced Pregnancies
LONDON — A pair of post-menopausal lesbians announced they had fled the United States over concerns about forced pregnancies. Ellen…
Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl
Read MoreThe OnionPALM BEACH, FL—Blushing, short of breath, and unable to look away from the image, the Trump boys told…