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Day: November 28, 2024

Are You An Alcoholic? Look For These Warning Signs
Babylon Bee

Are You An Alcoholic? Look For These Warning Signs

November 28, 2024

Alcoholism is a dangerous condition affecting millions across the United States each and every year, from the poorest among us…

Man Does His Part To Prepare For Thanksgiving By Not Going Into Kitchen So He Won’t Be In The Way
Babylon Bee

Man Does His Part To Prepare For Thanksgiving By Not Going Into Kitchen So He Won’t Be In The Way

November 28, 2024

GREEN VALLEY LAKE, CA — Local man Landon Collings, 45, heroically volunteered to do the most important part of Thanksgiving…

‘Don’t Let Anyone Take Your Power,’ Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds at Thanksgiving Kids’ Table
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‘Don’t Let Anyone Take Your Power,’ Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds at Thanksgiving Kids’ Table

November 28, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Children sitting at the kids’ table during Kamala Harris’s family Thankgiving dinner were confused and “a little…

Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving
The Onion

Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving

November 28, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionAmericans all across the nation are gathering today to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. What are you thankful for?…

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