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Day: May 6, 2025

💸 GET PAID to LEAVE THE USA? 🇺🇸 Riot Games Now SPONSORING Cheater Deportations! Exclusive Dirt Inside! 🔥
🤯 IMMIGRANT Cheaters on WELFARE Playing Valorant?! Riot & DHS Say «GET OUT!» 🏹 Self-Deport or JAIL TIME! 🚓
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💸 GET PAID to LEAVE THE USA? 🇺🇸 Riot Games Now SPONSORING Cheater Deportations! Exclusive Dirt Inside! 🔥

FinnMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

In a world where your K/D ratio in Call of Duty is a more significant life achievement than, say, curing…

IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices 🤘🤡💅
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IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices 🤘🤡💅

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

IN THIS MOMENT, the band that makes you question if you accidentally wandered into a Hot Topic clearance sale, has…

Couple Debates Ethical Implications Of Bringing Another Child Into This Bar
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Couple Debates Ethical Implications Of Bringing Another Child Into This Bar

FinnMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAUGUSTA, GA—Racked with guilt at the thought of making the wrong decision, local couple Anthony Wells and Katherine…

Witness the spectacle of a man who hasn’t seen relevance since disco, Gene Simmons, and his “band” gracing Red Bank, NJ with their presence in the balmy days of 2025 👴🏻🎸💸.
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Witness the spectacle of a man who hasn’t seen relevance since disco, Gene Simmons, and his “band” gracing Red Bank, NJ with their presence in the balmy days of 2025 👴🏻🎸💸.

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

So, Gene Simmons, bless his black, leathery heart (probably from all the stage makeup), decided to grace Red Bank, New…

Hordes of Hunger Preview: Get ready to drool over graphics while being devoured by digital zombies, because apparently, that’s peak entertainment now 🤤🧟‍♀️🎮
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Hordes of Hunger Preview: Get ready to drool over graphics while being devoured by digital zombies, because apparently, that’s peak entertainment now 🤤🧟‍♀️🎮

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the steaming pile of “inspiration” that is *Hordes of Hunger*. Yes,…

Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? 🙄🎤🎸
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Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? 🙄🎤🎸

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…

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