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Day: May 15, 2025

Miami Worldcenter: Finally Open, Still In Miami, Free EDM and Questionable Acronyms
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Miami Worldcenter: Finally Open, Still In Miami, Free EDM and Questionable Acronyms

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

ALERT!๐ŸšจFREE RAVE!๐Ÿคก Miami Worldcenter is having a “Grand Opening” (lol). They’re bribing you with ALESSO! (Who?) He’s playing at the…

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Oh Great, Now Even Your Social Media Can Be Written by Robots

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Another FREE course: “How to Use ChatGPT to Pretend You’re a Social Media Guru!” ๐Ÿค– Sponsored by ARTI…

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ChatGPT: Finally, a Robot Overlord That Understands My Protractor

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Another ChatGPT course? This “advanced” level is POSTPONED to May 30, 2025, 3-5 PM. ๐Ÿ˜ด 2 whole CFP…

Domenico Quaranta & Fabio Cavallucci Declare War on Art (Again)
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Domenico Quaranta & Fabio Cavallucci Declare War on Art (Again)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

**OMG! Art’s having an identity crisis! ๐Ÿคฃ Domenico Quaranta says it’s all about digital stuff like Net Art and NFTs…

UIEPE Palermo’s Super Secret Driving Course (For People Who Can’t Drive Good)
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UIEPE Palermo’s Super Secret Driving Course (For People Who Can’t Drive Good)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Exclusive course JUST for UIEPE Palermo users!** “Reparative conduct”? Sounds *thrilling.* Funded by the Ministry of Justice AND…

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Oh, the Joy of Italian Fire Codes: A Bureaucratic Inferno

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ”ฅ After those earth-shattering D.M. 1, 2 & 3 (Sept 2021), did the fire safety world ACTUALLY change? ๐Ÿคฃ…

AI Overlords: Bow Down to Your Inevitable Robot Assistants
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AI Overlords: Bow Down to Your Inevitable Robot Assistants

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! AI Skills Lab, a “free” ๐Ÿ™„ course by Talent Garden (with Microsoft‘s help!). 6 video pills ๐Ÿ’Š (lol), 3…

Lost in Random: We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But Seriously, Maybe Do, It’s Kinda Weird)
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Lost in Random: We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But Seriously, Maybe Do, It’s Kinda Weird)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

Okay, so I guess someone actually remembered Lost in Random. I mean, I reviewed that thing back in 2021 and…

Robert Plant STILL Touring? (With Someone Called Saving Grace??) Gothenburg, 2025 – Get Your Hearing Aids Ready!
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Robert Plant STILL Touring? (With Someone Called Saving Grace??) Gothenburg, 2025 – Get Your Hearing Aids Ready!

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

LED ZEPPELIN‘s former screamer, Robert Plant, and his “band,” SAVING GRACE, graced the stage of Gรถteborgs Konserthus in Gothenburg, Sweden,…

Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’
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Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’

FinnMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

OMG, Hollywood’s recycling again! ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong were too busy method-acting their grocery lists to slum…

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