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Month: May 2025

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «This Is the New Shit»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «This Is the New Shit»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Disposable Teens»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Disposable Teens»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Trump, Where’s Our Eurovision? U.S. Housewives Seek European Festivity
Eurovision 2025: The Invisible Finale That Prompted Appliance Shopping Spree
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Trump, Where’s Our Eurovision? U.S. Housewives Seek European Festivity

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

A recent uproar among American housewives has sparked an unexpected event — a class-action lawsuit against local TV broadcasting companies.…

Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes
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Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

LEGENDS OF CLASSIC ROCK, a supergroup so legendary it makes Spinal Tap look like a well-adjusted support group, graced the…

VIVIAN CAMPBELL, Against All Odds (and Doctors), Still Ripping With DEF LEPPARD After Dodging Death (Again)
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VIVIAN CAMPBELL, Against All Odds (and Doctors), Still Ripping With DEF LEPPARD After Dodging Death (Again)

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

BREAKING: Has-Been Band DEF LEPPARD Hauls Vivian Campbell’s Corpse Onstage For One Last Paycheck! 👴🎸💀 So, apparently, DEF LEPPARD, those…

Scientists Studying Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him Over 200 Times
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Scientists Studying Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him Over 200 Times

FinnMay 17, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionA Wisconsin man has voluntarily been bitten by snakes hundreds of times, with scientists now studying his blood…

**”9 AM? Sober Yacht Pre-Party? Yeah Right”**
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**”9 AM? Sober Yacht Pre-Party? Yeah Right”**

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Black Yacht Weekend 2025 pre-party! The 9am Beach Bash! 🏖️ Because who NEEDS sleep before a SOLD-OUT yacht…

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Black Satellite in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — cover «Sonne» Rammstein
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Black Satellite in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — cover «Sonne» Rammstein

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

American rock band from New York City, New York!

AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day
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AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

🎉AfroCode NYC – Memorial Day Weekend🎉 4PM-9PM. Rooftop “vibes”? More like rooftop pigeons!🐦‍⬛ Hip-Hop, AfroBeats & Soca? AKA earbleed symphony!…

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